Dear God, I’m cleaning out my email today and will be uploading a bunch of shit from it starting with these pictures of Goldie Hawn.
Dear God, why do some people enjoy spelling so much? And could Iraq51’s answer be anymore of a boo-sha-wa-wa asshole pig thing to say?
Dear God, My last cigarette felt like a mistake. How come you can’t help me quit? You act like I’m your brother but you treat me like a slave.